CCCC invitation Newog and various others

8.2.04

Hello, good sir of all sirs not to be confused with a sir, which may indeed be any random person that happens to pop into your head first and foremost, of whom I do hope would indeed be myself, because I do hope this relationship that I hold with you dost indeed surpass the quality and the amount of time given and received than any other relationship held with any other person on the face of your face.

I have finally sent an email. You should be most quackingly flapperjacked. Because up till now, you have not thought about sparatic flapping swans dressed in pink. You now are the proud owner of this thought. Sha-noogies!

Forsake the frilly friends and fly to Fred's Freakarium. Here you'll fall over dead seeing the most bizarre and incensial madness even known to those in a penitentiary or incense asylum. Reeking from eternal damnation and smeltered clothes, we have available on our grounds for viewing 24-7 one of the very legions of the unspeakable place themselves! You should be most amast! Ground into soft sprinkly peppers, we took the gizzard of a snail, combined the enzymes of a hunchback whale, gouged out an eye from one of Jesus' followers, and hacked of the leg of an American in the middle-east to bring to you our unique conglomeration of Xelchingfein, a Chinese Verizon of Frankenstein. You will be smacked in the unspeakable place with madness and gladness and sadness at at the exact same point in the known space-time continuum, perfectly unaltered up to seven dimensions! NO OTHER KNOWN PLACE CELEBRATES THIS KIND OF ACTIVITY WITH SUCH EAGERNESS AND SENSITIVE SMELL SENSORARIES! We endure the worst to bring you the best, the only best from the only organization from which perfection can be demanded: the CCCC.

Go and see, smell, feel, possess, and inherit your future. What must occur? Absolutely nothing. Try and see, person. For even if one molecule of your body moves, you are still doing something. Couch potatoes burn calories. They are doing something. Figure out a way to do absolutely nothing in this known nanosecond and see if the above dost not occur.

-The Don;

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