The Beliefs of Gristhkeg

1) There exists a natural depravity in the race of Man (politically incorrect).
2) There exists only one resolution to this despondency: faith in the work of the crucifixion of Christ.
3) There exists a pattern, a continuous force working behind the scenes of life I can only explain by Determinism.
4) There exists a judgment for sin, before and after salvation.
5) There exists a need in my soul for the intervention of God to exist any good in my life.
6) There exists no sin (i.e. murder) that is worse than another.
7) There exists one sin, pride (self-seeking, needing not God), which encompasses all sins.
8) There exists equal wrongness for sex with a married partner for erotic satisfaction and for masturbation.
9) There exists a God-ordained structure of marriage defined only by a man and a woman.
10) There exists some President Bush who in many ways represents a reasonable Christian, striving to live for God.
11) There exists the establishment that Christians are as smart as atheists.
12) There exists the Law of Noncontradiction such that one must use either the Law of Noncontradiction or nothing else.
13) There exists the establishment that Philosophy is subject to Theology.
14) There exists the One True Chemist, namely Owen.
15) There exist two crapfaces, namely Dendall and Neil.
16) There exist other beliefs of mine which have not made it into this list.